there i was, in the center of the mainframe
avoidin’ encryptions without raising suspicions
from this lame ass excuse they call
network security
and in less than a hurry, i’m logged in


i’m hacker, gone phishing’ with a capital P,
elite with two 3’s, not some script kiddie from IRC,
IRL i fight with brute force attacks
takin’ payloads by the truckload using expert cracks.

and with the stroke of a key,
from a scrambled IP
i dox everyone who’s ever been a jerk to me


I’m the King of the Program
(yeah i’m that friggin’ man)
Bill gates got nothin’ on me
I know, cuz i broke into his personal PC


I’m the king of the program
i took your code and i
threw it in the commode
i figured you wanted your shit in the toilet
where it belongs

all right.

((now that thats done, it's time to have a little fun
trollin' tools on social media))

...let's see here...


There i was, in the center of an online debate
about injustice and intolerance and like
all of us-
cis-gendered white boys
who only download anime,
i felt like i had something to say.

I unleash
a series of posts
condemning all the sheeple
who were praising other people
who used "facts" and "figures" and "graphs"
and all the data they could show
(but don’t they know??)
I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate here, bro.

I said,
“What about white dudes?”
I said,
“What about straight guys?”
“You talk about ‘black lives’,
but really shouldn’t “ALL” lives matter? (groan)
and for that matter,
why are you all pissed at me?
Is it cuz i take things super personally
when discussing our diversity?
FUCK YOU!!!

I got banned.
So I hacked their phones and sent the pics to 4chan.
Jerks.

~I’m the King of the Program~
(yeah i’m that friggin’ man)
S J W’s got nothin’ on me
I live the good life on a laptop, being -un-P-C

~I’m the King of the Program ~
I’m the king of the whole…wide…web
U mad bro?
L O L