when i wake up
i just slide out of bed
smellin' like a spring garden
and a loaf of fresh bread
take a look at my ocean view
it's the palm trees glisten-in the morning dew

feelin' hungry so i grabbed some grub
gold-plated truffles in a caviar tub
wash it down with some chardonnay
50 years old, but it tastes ok
check my email then i see
20 super models tryin' to get at me

i'm already lookin' perfect of course
so i blow the scene and head out to my porche
down the highway and i pass
my man Bill Gates, so i toss him so cash

I arrive at my destination
the secret launch pad to my private space station
in my rocket and i'm feelin' suave, and it's
three, two, one,
and we're blastin' off

then around about a quarter to 4
i pull up to the air lock, and open the door
i head down to the science bay
(CARVE MY NAME IN THE MOON) with my super death ray

now they'll always know who i am
cuz i'm the coolest mother fucker in the whole damn land

cuz i'm a coooool guyyyyyyyy,
i'm so fuckin cooooooool
i'm gonna rullllllllleeeee