Yo, listen to me, MC Diplodocus, (aww)
I grow fern, get turnt and flow the sickest
I snatch raptors and show em the rapture
and after they have to give
props to the master (mmm yeahh)
And i don't wanna brag (but sometimes i have to)
and I'm a one dino man (but sometimes i have two!)
And if you want some herb, i got some of that too
I'm like a T Rex with bird flu
You don't like me? I'll fuckin eat you.
I got strong legs
and a big mouth
and a long dick
and sharp claws
And a nice cock
and sharp teeth
and a large maw
and fat balls
and short arms
and a shorter fuse
(did i mention the size of my dick??) HUGE!!
Pass me that bong, i'll turn my lungs into a tar-pit
and turn around and toss my cookies on the car-pit
this Conor-taurus crashed my car, just tryin' to park-it
but it's all right, he's got malt liquor from the mar-ket
Got a chest
in the back
full of better than treasure.
Cold beverage for you b**ches
to enjoy at your leisure.
Grab a tri-cera-hop
or a water (whatever)
cuz you know that i'm happy
as long as we're all together.
They say this party's fossilized,
I'm like "Nah man, that's coprolite."
I'm goin out on top tonight,
gotta sixty page bucket list to write
and i'm checkin' fuckin' boxes,
fuckin' anything that walks-ses.
Flies, slithers crawls,
they can nestle up to my balls.
Hey you there, Deinonychus,
here's my dick, get onto this.
You heard it's the apocalypse,
this rock is right on top of this
party and we ain't stoppin it (no we can't stop it)
We are saints.
We are sinners.
We are monsters.
We are winners.
We won't stop
until the end.
One last party,
with dino friends.
Oooh, dino friends.
Ooh-oooHhhh. Oooahohhh.
credits
from plastic rap,
released May 31, 2016
additional vocals by Hype Flex and Whamber