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old people
01:11
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old people are still people but older (old people!)
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hangover sh**s
01:41
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i got drunk last night (and i feel like shit today)
i wanted too much fun (i drank too much rum)
then the bottles lined up
and the night blacked out
i woke up the next day
and started to shout
i got the hangover shits
filled with regret
i got the hangover shits
i wish i could forget
i'm a weekday warrior
my head is pounding and my face feels numb
busy, replayin' all my sins
after 8 long hours of makin myself dumb
"one last drink" turned into 3 or 4
"not stayin' too long" turned into "just one more"
then the bottles lined up
and the night blacked out
i woke up the next day
and started to shout
i got the hangover shits
filled with regret
i got the hangover shits
feels like cement
i drink too much, cuz i'm down in the dumps
now i drink to much, so i'm takin' a dump
(i can't remember a time)
(where i felt this bad)
(unless you count the other times)
(where i felt this bad)
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i don't wanna be a batman
everybody wants to be a batman
but they don't know how to be a batman
i don't wanna have lots of money
i don't wanna have lots of cool stuff
i don't wanna punch all yer faces
i don't wanna fight crime AT NIGHT
everybody' wants to be a batman
everybody' wants to be a batman
every body wants sweet vengeance
every body wants dead parents
i don't wanna be a batman
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one two three
[GIRL'S NAME]
you're the sweetest gal that i know
[GIRL'S NAME]
when you smile, all the cavities show
and when you look at me
you will see
a face that's red
and a heart that's at a dead
STOP what you're doing to say
"how you doin'??"
cuz that will make my day, oh
[GIRL'S NAME] (girl's name)
i love that one thing you do (yes i do)
[GIRL'S NAME] (girl's name)
it's the thing that makes you "you" (it's so cool)
you got a smile
you got a face
and you've got some hair
and you exist in space
and there's a chance
you might be from outer space
cuz you're out of this world...
...cuz you're more than just a [GIRL'S NAME]
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EVERYBODY'S HAVING SEX TONIGHT
everybody's having sex tonight!
everybody's having sex tonight!
everybody's having sex tonight!
everybody's bodies are game tonight!!!
you and you!
and her and that guy!
and those two guys!
and those two girls!
let's have a three way
let's have a six way!
let's have an orgy!!
the more the merrier!
WHAM
BAM
(thank you, ma'am)
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ronk. Oakland, California
i sketch, i doodle, and i dabble in musical bits. most lyrics are NSFW.
