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plastic rap

by ronk.

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I bet ya never thought that I could be a dope ass rapper (well) I'm here to tell ya I'm a dope ass rapper (yes) I brought a four point list to help you get the gist when I insist that I'm a fuckin BOSS (POINT 1) I got the lyrics of a skilled MC I'm a poet, and I know it so you don't have to fuckin' tell me ("I know") I got rhymes-that simultaneously start/ and then stop-crimes I'm a one man procedural drama (dun dun) the kinda drama that one-normally reserves for your mama by the way, how's your mama? is she goooood?? oh, did I forget to mention that I went ahead f**ked your mama (and it was so good!) "Uh excuse me, but what does sex with my mother have to do with you being a good rapper?" (POINT 2) I'm humble, to a fault. When I stumble (pfft, IF I stumble) I make sure to not just-mumble some phoney fakeass apol-ogy, when I really screw up, I really say sorry. And of all the things I currently own, and may I remind you I own a lot of really nice stuff (it's expensive) (wow) I own UP to my mistakes when I'm not making sick ass beeeeeeats. (POINT 3) I got sick ass beats! The ones that keep-heads bobbin while you're popping up outta seats when the hook repeats shake everything above the feet (these beats do INCREDIBLE things to your butt (I'm just sayin')) Now...repeat after me butts butts! Butts. Butts! Butts!! BUTTS! BUTTS!! (BUTTS) Butts!!!!! (BUTTS) (Butts.) (Point 4) I can work a crowd. Now let's make it loud Scream! (((Wooooooo!)) Point proven.
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there i was, in the center of the mainframe avoidin’ encryptions without raising suspicions from this lame ass excuse they call network security and in less than a hurry, i’m logged in i’m hacker, gone phishing’ with a capital P, elite with two 3’s, not some script kiddie from IRC, IRL i fight with brute force attacks takin’ payloads by the truckload using expert cracks. and with the stroke of a key, from a scrambled IP i dox everyone who’s ever been a jerk to me I’m the King of the Program (yeah i’m that friggin’ man) Bill gates got nothin’ on me I know, cuz i broke into his personal PC I’m the king of the program i took your code and i threw it in the commode i figured you wanted your shit in the toilet where it belongs all right. ((now that thats done, it's time to have a little fun trollin' tools on social media)) ...let's see here... There i was, in the center of an online debate about injustice and intolerance and like all of us- cis-gendered white boys who only download anime, i felt like i had something to say. I unleash a series of posts condemning all the sheeple who were praising other people who used "facts" and "figures" and "graphs" and all the data they could show (but don’t they know??) I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate here, bro. I said, “What about white dudes?” I said, “What about straight guys?” “You talk about ‘black lives’, but really shouldn’t “ALL” lives matter? (groan) and for that matter, why are you all pissed at me? Is it cuz i take things super personally when discussing our diversity? FUCK YOU!!! I got banned. So I hacked their phones and sent the pics to 4chan. Jerks. ~I’m the King of the Program~ (yeah i’m that friggin’ man) S J W’s got nothin’ on me I live the good life on a laptop, being -un-P-C ~I’m the King of the Program ~ I’m the king of the whole…wide…web U mad bro? L O L
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Yo, listen to me, MC Diplodocus, (aww) I grow fern, get turnt and flow the sickest I snatch raptors and show em the rapture and after they have to give props to the master (mmm yeahh) And i don't wanna brag (but sometimes i have to) and I'm a one dino man (but sometimes i have two!) And if you want some herb, i got some of that too I'm like a T Rex with bird flu You don't like me? I'll fuckin eat you. I got strong legs and a big mouth and a long dick and sharp claws And a nice cock and sharp teeth and a large maw and fat balls and short arms and a shorter fuse (did i mention the size of my dick??) HUGE!! Pass me that bong, i'll turn my lungs into a tar-pit and turn around and toss my cookies on the car-pit this Conor-taurus crashed my car, just tryin' to park-it but it's all right, he's got malt liquor from the mar-ket Got a chest in the back full of better than treasure. Cold beverage for you b**ches to enjoy at your leisure. Grab a tri-cera-hop or a water (whatever) cuz you know that i'm happy as long as we're all together. They say this party's fossilized, I'm like "Nah man, that's coprolite." I'm goin out on top tonight, gotta sixty page bucket list to write and i'm checkin' fuckin' boxes, fuckin' anything that walks-ses. Flies, slithers crawls, they can nestle up to my balls. Hey you there, Deinonychus, here's my dick, get onto this. You heard it's the apocalypse, this rock is right on top of this party and we ain't stoppin it (no we can't stop it) We are saints. We are sinners. We are monsters. We are winners. We won't stop until the end. One last party, with dino friends. Oooh, dino friends. Ooh-oooHhhh. Oooahohhh.
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the conservation of mass implies that matter cannot be created or destroyed only broken down and spread out rearranged and repurposed (nothing ever really ends)
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It's chaos theory, bitch. Life finds a way (to get FUCKED UP) Tonight we're gonna party like it's prehistoric times, We're gonna smoke out of volcanoes, spitting out some scorching rhymes. We pterodactyls, tearing up the joint, (no brontosaurus bros) Us clever girls are locking down this park, and following the D.I.N.O. code. *** Don't ever give up Ignore all the haters Never settle for less Only you control what's next **** and if you take this all to heart then you'll be good-to-go soo hold on to your butts and let's get nuts it's D-I-N-O. **** DON'T EVER GIVE UP IGNORE ALL THE HATE NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS ONLY YOU CONTROL YOUR FATE **** D-I-N-O

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released May 31, 2016

music by ronk.
additional vocals by Hype Flex, Whamber, The Champ and Wizard Business.

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ronk. Oakland, California

i sketch, i doodle, and i dabble in musical bits. most lyrics are NSFW.

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